Siempre he pensado cuando he ido al tipico sitio donde venden comida rapida, hamburguesas y demas: "¡Joder que hamburguesa más rica!¡Qué pinta que tiene!".
Entonces es cuando coges y eliges la que mejor pinta tiene, la más grande, la que más cosas tiene. Y de reprente cuando llega...... ¡zas! Decepción. Vaya ruina de hamburguesilla. Y piensas que vaya diferencia que hay con la de la foto.
Pues mira, mira. Esta que me zampe en Fuerteventura NO ENGAÑA.
JAWS se llamaba. No me extraña. Te tienes que desencajar las mandibulas para comer semejante torre de carne, pan, lechuga, tomate y demás cosas que llevaba. Te jartas.
Solo de pensar como la tienes que atacar es para pensarselo. Asi que pedi un trozo más de pan y la traté como si de tres completas se tratase.
Pensé que me moria. Pero tras un buen momento de reposo, nada mejor que un buen helado para hacer la digestion..... jajaja.
Millones de calorias. Jajajaja.
I always thought when I went to the site where they sell typical fast food, hamburgers and others: "Fuck, thata good hamburger! It´s look like enormous!".
Then, you choose one of them. You choose the most bigger burguer. And when it comes to you ...... suddenly, Zas...! Deception. It´s a tiny hamburguesilla. And I think that there is a difference respect the other.
Well, look, look. This is a superburguer that I ate in Fuerteventura. It´s Called JAWS. No wonder. You have to disengage the jaws to eat such a tower of meat, bread, lettuce, tomatoes and other things that it wore. You finish totally jarto, full.
Just as you think that attack is something to think about. So I ordered one more piece of bread and treats it as if it were three complete burgers.
I thought I was dying. But after a good time of rest, nothing better than a good ice cream for digestion ..... jajajaja.
Million calories. Jajajaja.
Then, you choose one of them. You choose the most bigger burguer. And when it comes to you ...... suddenly, Zas...! Deception. It´s a tiny hamburguesilla. And I think that there is a difference respect the other.
Well, look, look. This is a superburguer that I ate in Fuerteventura. It´s Called JAWS. No wonder. You have to disengage the jaws to eat such a tower of meat, bread, lettuce, tomatoes and other things that it wore. You finish totally jarto, full.
Just as you think that attack is something to think about. So I ordered one more piece of bread and treats it as if it were three complete burgers.
I thought I was dying. But after a good time of rest, nothing better than a good ice cream for digestion ..... jajajaja.
Million calories. Jajajaja.
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